About Me Mah Face Cool sounds #refrence Ask/Message theme

imileysmile:

FU - Miley Cyrus ft. French Montana

dcpdreamscometrue:

mischievous-acrobats:

You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

I feel this in my soul. And also in my strained vocal cords.

thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

phatearrangsnthangs:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Yes to all things stated above…

missconfection:

i have such a desire for floral tattoos i want to be a walking garden

  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke
Baby’s first words :)

memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Valerie- Amy Winehouse

(Source: mimasux)